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evan

scientificly cute
science proves that evan is cute
by salad nblm August 2, 2021
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Evan hough

Blue toothed unathletic idiot who runs into trucks and can’t walk straight what would we do without him as he is so annoying and nobody likes him
Someone ran into a truck it must be Evan hough
by Nigga man Cole December 13, 2018
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being Evan

Someone who is just being completely ridiculous crazy and outta this world
Lol you are so being Evan rn
by cant_justify October 12, 2014
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Landrey Evans

A girl that is hard working and if u treat her right she’ll treat u right,she will care for u when ur down she’ll take your broken heart and and replace it with hers,she’ll love u even tho u messed up and will always forgive u as long as u know u fucked up, she will always ask u what’s wrong and if u say nothing and something is really wrong she’ll know.
Landrey Evans is like crown it’s good but it’s better with coke~non drinkers that means life is good but it’s better with her in your life.
by Landrey March 23, 2019
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Evan The Bomber

Bald asian monke who makes all the girls love his mini P.E.K.K.A and has a frighteningly strong resemblance to a spear goblin
Evan The Bomber Rubbed his cock on my spinal cord
by M0nke March 19, 2024
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evan tilton

A very hot guy that everyone likes!! He is Sexy!!Always taken by a girl!!
by Haha you thought December 11, 2016
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jenny evans

Is a hoe who sleeps 14 times with 7 different guys times in 6 months. She is so desperate that she goes for older pedophile 19 year olds. She is a thief that will give you autism if you look at her.
by Jenny evans July 23, 2019
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