HE IS THE BRODA OF THE BRODAS , HE HAS MANY ALIAS EHTANPYTHON, RACCOON HAIR, HE IS FEARD AMONG FELLOW GAMERS HIS PRESENCE CAN NEVER BE FORESEEN. HIS MAIN GOAL IS TO BLOW UP AND ACT LIKE HE DONT KNOW NOBODY,
by BRODA BOI 123 January 22, 2019
Get the ETHAN BRODAmug. Often mistaken for Ferb or a Skyscraper. Has spent 17 years and will spend the definite future in Woverty. Lives in Wykin so most definitely the highest calibre of Incest. Father neglects and leaves at a young age from embarrassment of creating such a ‘thing’. Mother and sister are grim Nitty Prostitutes however do it for Bourbons rather than an actual currency.
Person 1: I had to run from my family.
Person 2: How come that must’ve been extremely hard to do.
Person 1: Honestly it was the easiest thing I’ve ever done because my newborn son was an Ethan
Person 2: Easy decision then I couldn’t imagine my son being Incest, Broke and let alone have a nitty Whore mother and sister.
Person 2: How come that must’ve been extremely hard to do.
Person 1: Honestly it was the easiest thing I’ve ever done because my newborn son was an Ethan
Person 2: Easy decision then I couldn’t imagine my son being Incest, Broke and let alone have a nitty Whore mother and sister.
by Big sumpy February 2, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. a person with a dick longer than drake and smashes more mums a day then days in a year and everyone likes him. and is the best at every sport
by ethan the g July 17, 2024
Get the Ethanmug. A guy who is definitely defines perfection. Although he might not agree, it’s obvious to anyone that meets him that he is the smartest, most funniest and charming guy on planet earth. He’s the best thing to ever happen to anyone and should be loved and cared for properly because he deserves it.
Ethan is perfect
by Jaelix June 1, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan Crafton is a bad baseball player. His entire personality usually revolves around his best friend. He tells his family they are just friends…but we know the truth…other than that he is great…sometimes…
by Ethan Crafton hater May 24, 2023
Get the Ethan Craftonmug. He is very sensitive and soft , has the smallest hand and the largest head , he is very clingy to everyone he meets and cry’s every time you leave the room. A very weak individual who cannot live alone.
by Bapehoodie January 18, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is a man who is a little bit chunky but not to big. They always have a little brother who is much bigger than them. They have brown hair and drive nice trucks. In most cases someone named Ethan drives a Chevy that of course his dad bought. They work but not a lot. There pretty crazy and whenever they get prescribed codeine they say there gonna make lean but never do. They are sometimes quiet but once you get to know them they get more outgoing. They can’t handle there alcohol and will get you caught by your mom if your drink. They never open anyone’s Snapchat because they like seeing all the notifications. They always in a truck club but only some have a platti daddy. All of that may be true but the most true is that there a good friend and won’t ever leave you if your pos Jeep gets stuck. NOPI BABY
by Slenderman123 February 24, 2019
Get the Ethanmug.