talking egg

A talking egg is someone who's got yolk for brains. Theybare idiots of nature and know-nothing's yet speak as if they know everything.

Donald trump is a talking egg.

by Callieumm July 30, 2016

dipping eggs

The dankest fucking kind of eggs in the world. i.e. over easy eggs

My grandma used to make the dopest dipping eggs in the world.

by Vallers January 21, 2018

Egg in face

The act of performing cunnilingus while the receiving female is menstruating, hence, her "egg" lands on your face.

Meme photo: "A real man loves his girl every day of the month" shows how real men often have to deal with egg in face, whether they like it or not.

by thteer January 15, 2013

eggs in a basket

a homosexual practice involving resting ones testicles on the testicles of another, usually in a non-sexual circumstance.

My boyfriend and I were watching tv together in the nude, so we put our eggs in a basket.

by MyNewBoyfriend September 8, 2011

egg handwich

You crush eggs in your hand and masterbate.

She skipped breakfast so I made her a egg handwich.

by Maddog7985 November 15, 2018

Burnt Eggs

The act of burning eggs whilst attempting to cook a nutritious protein filled meal after banging out an insanity session oushhhhh

Adam made burnt eggs

by Fit bitch August 6, 2017

Totality egg

Females within a solar eclipse's path of totality undergo a cosmically-induced ovulation process triggered at moment of full totality. The egg generated during this totality ovulation process is known as the totality egg.

I fertilized Mary's totality egg and she gave birth to a shadow baby

by lambtron August 22, 2017