Doing a mason

When you steal something that a girl posses and you put it down your pants so they touch your knob if you do a mason right it might end up with you being sucked off in a garden

bro I'm doing a mason so this girls touches my dick

by Joseph Clark June 19, 2016

'doing a Denham'

This is when you are invited to an event, ask about the event several times over at least a week duration. Tell everyone you are excited about the event and then subsequently leave the event after 4 minutes.

'doing a Denham'

by Papa Smithy July 11, 2016

but can it do this?

This is how to reply to someone when they feel as if the chair you are selling is too expensive.

Random Person : $399? For a chair? That’s too much!

Felix : but can it do this?

by uhh may January 21, 2018

Do a Mourinho

Creating a situation so untenable at a club that showing you the door with a fat cheque and no handcuff clauses about your future suddenly becomes the only sensible option.

Pochettino is in a position where he could do a Mourinho but he probably wouldn't want to due to its loyalty to Spurs

by Ranszy October 17, 2019

doing a chloe

When you vomit on a lads dick, this phenomenon primarily occurs in contact with private school kids or Boris Johnson tribute acts.

"Pass the wet wipes, she's doing a chloe and it burns."

by anonymous December 17, 2020

Doing a Morty

When you instantly cum and scream « Oh jeez » as she pulls down your spongebob underwear.

I was gonna go down on him, but he did a Morty all over my face.

I’m scared of doing a Morty when I see Jessica tonight.

by Impsimp November 30, 2020

Doing the dusty

Doing the dirty but you are old.

Damn I was workin last night bringing these old folk their meds and they were doing the dusty.

by Smas8 January 2, 2021