mcdonalds coffee 

while in the act of having sex, the male partner unexpectedly splashes the partner in the face with hot mcdonalds coffee, causing a burning sensation.

Dude, last night I totally mcdonalds coffeed this vietmanise hooker I picked up on the street.

mcdonalds coffee by DJ-taza October 19, 2008

gay up the coffee

adding a little Scotch, Whisky, Gin, Vodka, or really any alcohol, to your mornin' coffee

Oh do be a darling and gay up the coffee, will you? Thaaaaanks!

gay up the coffee by Sudoku December 25, 2007

Colombian coffee 

cocaine first thing in the morning.

"Man i'm really dragging ass this morning.I better make that coffee, Colombian coffee."

Colombian coffee by drugs.It's what's for dinner November 28, 2013

Cowboy Coffee 

Reverse cowgirl sex before 10am that concludes when the woman lifts her ass into the air before orgasm and projectile shits into the man's mouth.

The best part of waking up is morning sex followed by a steaming hot cup of cowboy coffee, straight out of your lady's ass.

Cowboy Coffee by A. Beaverhausen June 27, 2014

a little cream in your coffee 

this is used to insult someone that pisses you off who has a white mom and a black dad and acts like theyre ghetto.

"Hey Aziza,you got a lil cream in your coffee!"

a little cream in your coffee by hahahaha May 13, 2005

Biker coffee 

Coffee spiced with either an amphetamine or methamphetamine for party purposes or simply to stay up

I had my "Biker coffee" already, I'm rolling so hard.

Biker coffee by luciaaa116 February 15, 2018

Steaming cup of coffee 

From a Bud Light commercial.

An appearance of being in early and late to leave work, by placing an object on your desk that makes it appear you are there.

For example, when you sneak out of work early, but leave your laptop on on your desk and overnight. It looks like you stayed late and were in meetings all day, and the following day you came in nice and early.

Golf at 3:30 on a Tuesday? My boss is been riding my ass all week, I'd better leave a steaming cup of coffee on my desk. I'll meet you guys at 3:15.

Steaming cup of coffee by jiggerbigger003 April 23, 2010