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Coffee

Coffee is part of the snack group. She is very schemey and loves to play pranks on shrimp with meatball. Coffee is very good at volleyball, but always has a red cup!
Shrimp: You are a mushy meatball!

Coffee: No very crunchy
by Jamie.bonbon@jojosiwa.ca November 14, 2018
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Party Coffee

A coffee you drink before a night out. A caffeine kick for those times you feel like you're far too tired to get your rave on.
Get a Party Coffee down your neck and you'll be ready to go!
by CaffieneFiend October 20, 2010
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Coffee

My literal lifeblood, if I do not have my morning coffee, the world will burn at the hands of me.
Jim: “Hey dude, have you had your morning coffee yet?”

Brian: In front of 35 ft. white phosphorus cloud* “No Jim, I don’t believe I have.”
by anonymous December 10, 2020
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Coffee

The thing you most likely will be putting in those damn urban dictionary mugs
Imagine you're in a cozy cafe, and you spot a classic white mug you bought from urban dictionary with the word "coffee" boldly printed on it, steaming with your energy bean juice inside.
by Some_internet_Dude July 3, 2024
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Morning Coffee

When you wake up 1st, fuck your girl in the ass, then put it in her mouth and make a stirring motion.
My girl wore no pants to bed; I had no choice but to give her my morning coffee.
by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021
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coffee

by bocchoiiiiii October 24, 2017
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Hold My Coffee

Something people say when they are about to do something cool/badass
Tyrone: Yo run 1s in basketball

Carl: Hold my coffee
by tacomuncher_99 January 11, 2024
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