Canadian Carebear 

When you fill and condom with Haribo sugar free gummy bears and ejaculate, then freeze it and use as a dildo.

This chick whipped out a Canadian Carebear last night, and it was kinda sweet that she cared about my diabetes.

Canadian Carebear by TotallyNotJohnMalkovich January 31, 2019

Canadian Tiger 

When you burn ya dick and then it resembles a tigers pelt

AYYY NIGGA WASSUP YOU WANNA SEE MY CANADIAN TIGER

Canadian Tiger by Canadian tigerlord57 March 2, 2019

Canadian slushy 

When two or more people pass a mixture of bodily waste (such as vomit or feces) back and forth orally until the mixture is as smooth as a slushy. In the end, it is swallowed by any who are willing

“Damn Alicia. I can’t believe you had a Canadian Slushy with your boyfriend and his brother”

Canadian slushy by Damian The Wolf March 23, 2019

Canadian toothbrush 

Girl brushes her teeth with your dick and then flosses with your pubic hair‘s

I got cubes stuck in my teeth after I gave him a Canadian toothbrush

Canadian toothbrush by Javon quirky April 9, 2019

CANadian HandSHAKE 

cunnalingus

She’s from Toronto ya know - gave er tha old Canadian handshake last night

CANadian HandSHAKE by Supsupsuperman May 3, 2019

Canadian Lapsex /kəˈnādēən lapseks/ 

Lapsex that takes place in Canada, most commonly or ice or in a hockey arena.

It involves maple syrup, beaver pelt, loonies and toonies.

Both parties must be Canadian or have some Canadian ancestry.

It involves hooting, hollering, and loud exclamations of EH! and SORRY!

Canadian Lapsex /kəˈnādēən lapseks/ is a great past time!

Canadian Lapsex /kəˈnādēən lapseks/ by blw_ May 14, 2019

Canadian flag 

When your Canadian boss loves a certain sales rep so much, even the mention of their name makes him pop a boner as red as the maple leaf on the Canadian flag

That rep must have called, the boss's Canadian flag is at full mast waving in the wind

Canadian flag by mong005e June 18, 2019