Alden's Number

A rhetorical strategy used to call out someone who is pretending to be very knowledgeable about a topic they know nothing about.

Nazi: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Vaush: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Nazi: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.

by srcs August 26, 2023

Number Five

Chubby Ass Hat

Number Five Is not used in a sentence dumbass

by Themotherfuckingalpha November 30, 2020

Number 3

The act of masturbating (in the bathroom).

Billy asked the teacher to go to the restroom, she asked him “Number 1, or Number “ Billy replied “Number 3.” Puzzled, she asked “What’s a Number 3?!” Billy grabbed his phone and said “It usually takes about 10 minutes.”

by Gas-sassin December 6, 2021

Big Number

GOOD

OOGA BOOGA BIG NUMBER GOOD

by load boost aficionado February 6, 2024

the number that comes before 70

this is getting scary...

What is the number that comes before 70?

by Mr. Vivi January 31, 2020

《¤》Angel《¤》Number 《¤》343《¤》angel《¤》number《¤》Three Hundred And Forty~Three《¤》Angel《¤》Number《¤》343《¤》

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😱:《¤》Angel《¤》Number 《¤》343《¤》angel《¤》number《¤》Three Hundred And Forty~Three《¤》Angel《¤》Number《¤》343《¤》

by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025

Gonna go crunch some numbers

Slang for taking a dump or piss, commonly know as a number 1 or number 2

"I'm touching cloth here (Also slang for the need to take a dump) gonna go crunch some numbers

by SCR4PPY May 10, 2018