Brandon

A guy with a massive cock that’ll make your insides hurt but I’m the best way.

Friend 1: Howd that date go last night?
Friend 2: he’s a total Brandon. I can barely walk today.

by Jdedsfj September 17, 2023

Brandon Chung

A peculiar individual… perchance. A Brandon Chung is someone who has most certainly not been given the gift of knowledge but they are excellent gamers. Brandon Chung’s are typically mid level gamers, and are not horrible at any game they play, perchance.

J Cole: Ive been gifted with an extra chromosome
Drake: Thats crazy
J Cole: YOOO I JUST HIT A CLIP ON THIS GAME
Drake: Wow, you might be Brandon Chung!

by NameDefiner3243 May 19, 2024

brandon

the word brandon is used to bully people, it is not a nice word at all. if you say this word to someone they may get demons inside their head

Me: haha u mom big gay

friend: NO SHE ISNT! YOU ARE A BRANDON
me: AREHEHEHEHEHWHSNA THE DEMONSSSSS

by YOURLOCALTRXSHBUG July 29, 2022

Brandon Day

Brandon day is described as a day where your friends is hanging out with their girlfriend all day, usually not with the boys.

Brandon has a brandon day today.

by God Hands September 7, 2025

Brandon carr

Personal life intruder

Absolute comedian

Complete opposite of a ladies man

Schmuck

Ohh that man is a bit of a Brandon Carr

by Big boy virgin October 7, 2019

brandon henderson

A man who preaches the Gospel for money, not for God, while using his position to prey upon naive women to satisfy his sex addiction. Man whore

Beware this false prophet as he is a wolf in sheep’s clothing that will destroy families, marriages and anything else that satisfies his narcissistic personality. He has no shame or remorse rather gaslights and manipulates you to believe more lies.

Brandon Henderson is the sales manager for NRS Trailers and gave deals to his female sales rep for sexual kickbacks.

by HonestEngine May 9, 2018

brandon

the most finest person around. you see him in the hall, and no one looks at him, but someone in particular always notices him. he has colored hair, and always wears a hoodie. hes tall, and has a deepish voice. he doesn't talk much, but when you get to know him, he's your best from

girl: omg did you see that boy? he looked me in the eyes for like 5 seconds!! he is so fineee

girl's friend: yeah but girly are you sure, his hair looks dry and you haven't seen him without his mask

girl: you just cant see his true colours. did you know his name?

girl's friend: yeah its brandon

by banana teehee November 19, 2021