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Wendy + Brandon

The best couple to ever exist ever. Everyone from far and wide knows of them, they are known as the perfect couple. Everyone strives to be like Wendy and Brandon.
Simp: Wow I wish I could get a relationship like Wendy + Brandon.

*starts to watch pokimane and jerk off*
by JewBurner420000 April 5, 2021
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John Brandon

John Brandon is probably the best man you’ll ever meet. There’s nothing he cannot do. He has upstanding moral character, is strong, handsome, and the kind of boy you bring home to meet your mother. He has a huge heart. He is also notorious for having fun and always knows how to have a good time. He makes the best of any situation he’s in. John Brandons are usually successful individuals, but build their lives to serve others. John Brandon’s life is one big adventure. A true high value man. If you have a John Brandon in your life there’s no doubt he’s made a positive impact. A difference maker, an athlete, an artist, a romantic, a dreamer, a go-getter, are all appropriate ways to describe John Brandon. John Brandon is charismatic and befriends all. He’s very caring and genuinely wants the best for the people around him and will do his best to foster that. He is also very emotionally intelligent, but prone to deep sadness that is masked with a smile. He loves is friends and is fiercely loyal, sometimes to a fault. Although he’s successful he’s not the best at taking care of himself and will often forego his basic needs in pursuit of a goal or adventure. You will never be bored around John Brandon. Although he may seem extraordinarily innocent and tame at first, once you get to know him you’ll learn about his wild nature and risk-taking tendencies. You will tell your kids stores about John Brandon.
Stranger 1: “what’s John Brandon doing these days?”

Stranger 2: “John Brandon’s always into some goodness.”

Stranger 3: “That guy loves Jesus.”
by Hoistupthe102 April 24, 2022
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Brandon

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by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Brandon Rowley

Brandon Rowley is the worst. He’s creepy,weird, and tries too hard. Leave us alone, and stop threatening us with knives. It’s not cool or funny, you just look stupid. And leave Connor alone, not cool dude.
“That’s classical, watch brandon rowley’s awful video on YouTube, it’s called “to my princess”🤢 by Bra Ro, stupid name huh? It’s the one with 2 subscribers.
by MikeLitorisRulez April 11, 2020
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brandon

a quickie in fast food restrooms using only kitchen utensils between 2 guys
by yungseb March 20, 2025
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brandon mcmillian

Brandon McMillian is a word to describe somebody that is worthless, and will amount to nothing over the course of his sad life. It is also used to describe people who have no friends and want to kill themselves.
‘’OMG, I feel like such a Brandon McMillian right now! I am a worthless piece of shit and all I do is take up space and air that could have been used for somebody that actually does something productive!’’
by Lone_wolf7531 May 2, 2018
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Brandonism

The strong belief that every non Alaska airline is the Devil and will either cause you to miss a flight or lose your luggage.
I love Alaska airlines I would consider myself a brandonist who follows brandonism
by xX_Britney_Bitch_Xx May 18, 2025
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