shitty biscuit

Follows the same rules as soggy biscuitbut poo is used instead of the male ejaculate, therefore making the game unisex. You're welcome.

Hey Susan! Fancy a game of Shitty Biscuit?

by Shitty Cookies & Cream May 21, 2019

biscuit weed

Biscuit weed is some almost reggie meaning some not so good good.

This some of that biscuit weed.

by Goldie Elizabeth June 12, 2008

boxer biscuits

Someone goes #2 in their boxers.

Joe made some boxer biscuits when the person jumped out and scared him.

by PlasmaSpock November 19, 2017

ketchup biscuit

the sister term to "sticky biscuit," a group of period-synced cunts rub out their mentrual blood simultaneously over a biscuit, the cunt with the least amount of flow must eat the biscuit ('least flow eats the dough')

Sally: What do you cunts want to do this evening?
Kaitlyn: How about we play ketchup biscuit since our cycles have now synced?
Sally: That's a fantastic idea.

by jizzjesusgodtitties69 October 20, 2018

Sea biscuit

Sea biscuit:
Person who spends all day at the beach achieveing the ultimate tan.
Going the colour of a rich tea biscuit.

Look at that "sea biscuit!" She looks like a leather arm chair.

by Cjdecember April 27, 2016

Fancy Biscuit

Icing-like jizz covering the backside roll of a muffin top on a loafy ass; often resulting from abruptly pulling out from doggy-style mid-ejaculation.

Used as a verb...
Dude1: "Did you donkey punch her?!"
Dude2: "No, but Fancy Biscuited that ass!"

by Encyclopedia BriDanicaPatrick August 26, 2016

Biscuit ass

An individual who has a lot of Cellulite and waves on their butt.

Man I met a girl but she got that biscuit ass.

by Bonskibitus September 19, 2019