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kansas city beachball

the sexual act of places a de-flated beachball in some ones asshole and proceding to blow it up up with your mouth all while in kansas city.
ass beachball Jim went to the beach and brought home a beachball so he shoved it up my ass and blew it up. In kansas city beachball
by raper46 June 8, 2010
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beached whale

A rather large person who is "strung out" on PCP and various other narcotics.
Cincinnatti police found a beached whale and decided to club it to death, having no easy access to baby seals.
by Unknown June 11, 2006
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venice beach

The place where prank invasion takes place. A half Persian dude will pay random girls to kiss him on camera so 6 year old kids can jerk their small dong off.
''Yo dawg have you seen the new prank invasion video on Venice Beach?? So lit, England is my city.''
by Karine Benzema August 17, 2017
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turtle beach

A woman's crotch, usually the region above the vagina where pubic hair grows.
Your mum was totally flashing her turtle beach last night
by urufufu April 20, 2011
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Beach Head v2

A bad ass that's also a smart ass
General Zod kneels before Beach Head v2
by Anonymous September 20, 2003
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beachable

A female that is attractive enough to bang whilst on the coast. Under normal conditions, her appearance would not suffice.
"Hey man she was a little busted but nonetheless beachable"
by Tbr3w February 2, 2007
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Beached Ass

Word given a old fat ladies ass on granddaddy's head. This usally evolves some kind of anal penetration with the tongue.
1.Please Muffy can ya get this Beached Ass offa ma face ya dam whore.
2.Come on Greg can I beach my ass on your mouth?
by Tim the Gardener May 13, 2003
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