Betterefe

The feeling of wanting to die but not wanting to commit suicide. (otherwise known as secondhand suicide)

“Yeah, y’know I’ve been feeling pretty betterefe recently” person 1 said.
“What’s betterefe?” person 2 asked
“It’s similar to secondhand suicide” person 1 responded

by xephyrlikeschicken January 23, 2022

Betterer

Better than the better of the betterest

Guy 1:Hey dude I got a better score than Jan
Guy 2: Well I got a betterer score than you dumbass

by Beans, rice, Jesus christ, and January 23, 2022

Better

When you watch most of elf, because it’s not as good without your girlfriend, instead of all of it

Mackenzie: you watched elf without me
Rock: no I watched most of it
Mackenzie: that’s not better
Rock: that’s literally the definition of better

by anonymous December 11, 2021

Beetarbiat Fuck

Vishi

Vishi is a beetarbiat fuck

by androjon December 15, 2021

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick

Better than nothing.

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

by Shuaman December 30, 2021

Better Offer Club

A person who makes plans with multiple different people or groups, but ends up with the one with the most advantageous predicted outcome.

Sam: What are you doing tonight?
Pat: Going out with Alex, Dave, and Matt. Wanna join us?
Sam: Definitely, but Dave told me he was going to the sold-out concert. Maddy gave him her extra ticket.
Pat: That makes sense. Dave has always been in the Better Offer Club
Sam: Agreed. He’s the CEO of the BOC

by New Edina Bailey February 25, 2022

Bester

Bester is used to describe your friends

"Ben is my bester friend than you

by MACDONALDSWORKER March 9, 2022