lumpy bastard

no good shit head coke sniffing pos welfare collecting alcoholic family disappointing skin walker vibes trash bitch
Ex: “like oh her is that her ex Brendan? I heard he was a lumpy bastard.... “
by dictionary2020 September 14, 2020
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Cum-bastard

Someone who doesn't give a s*it about woman even though they love penthouse magazine's and watch horror movies and say corny racist jokes and say homophobic slurs all day long
James the simp: damn that dude is homophobic!!

Caleb the pimp: yeah he's totally a Cum-bastard
by Caleb Cummins March 13, 2022
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Bald Bastard Classic

Where you chug a 5 hour energy, take a XO and chug a tall redbull
“What you want from the store”-Jesse
“Ill take a Bald Bastard Classic”
My uncle had put me on the Bald Bastard Classic
by iiTzXan June 26, 2023
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Dirty dirty bastard

The foreign slang for calling someone sexual. The term “dirty dirty bastard” is often used to describe someone’s filth when referring to bedroom habits.
Roger the chef called Drew a “dirty dirty bastard” when he slapped his dick on a customers head.
by Dirt E boy August 19, 2021
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Dirty dirty bastard

The foreign slang for calling someone sexual. The term “dirty dirty bastard” is often used to describe someone’s filth when referring to bedroom habits.
Roger the chef called Drew a “dirty dirty bastard” when he slapped his dick on a customers head.
by Dirt E boy August 19, 2021
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Shit bastard retard

When the bois suck the sack Soo hard they get pure ball sack nut penis in there mouths. This causes the birds to migrate and the baby's to cry.
by PossibleHeadass July 11, 2022
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Retarded bastard

Probably our much younger siblings or family.
And Jake Paul's fans.
Guy1: My little sister is a Retarded bastard.
Guy2: I did not ask
Guy1: Sorry.
by Sulty Faroe July 30, 2022
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