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ULTRA-BAKED

When you get so high that you forgot that you got that high, so you get even more high, and don't realize how high you have been. Connecting two brain cells becomes an impossible task that only jesus himself could achieve while being ultra-baked.
Yo chad, why did you get ultra-baked?

Chad replies, 'bro shut the fuck up and pass me the bong...'
by DJ CHAD March 4, 2021
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ass baking

"Hey John, that was some quality ass baking last night. What's your recipe?"
by MoarKrabs January 11, 2017
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Baked Beaned

by nevans100 March 10, 2023
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baked into a pie

A phrase used to describe being high on marijuana, used especially when the speaker is extremely high.
I was hanging out with a few friends the other day, and we got pretty baked into a pie and watched some Bob Ross.
by snipsnopsleepslop July 17, 2017
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Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.
Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
by Laapwing May 19, 2024
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shaked and baked

Being very, very stoned.
Person 1: DOUBLE RAINBOW!
Person 2: Wow, you're so shaked and baked.
by Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! February 24, 2011
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Bake

"Science that you're allowed to eat "
-Oh you know bake is like science that you're allowed to eat...-probably a scientist who likes to talk for personal reasons with his favorite radio host
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