All bark and no chungus

The phrase 'all bark and no chungus' is usually said about someone who talks a lot, and is also morbidly obese.

Remi is literally all bark and no chungus

by ChonkerRemi May 15, 2022

all yaked up

to be extremely high off of cocaine.

1: you o.k. man?

2:YEA DUDE TOTALLY, ALL YAKED UP RIGHT NOW

1:ummm... that explains the yelling. you have fun with that, just leave me out of it.

by atroxtyronebiggums November 21, 2011

all black everything

A United States of America where slavery never existed, where there was no misery, where blacks were employed and didn't work for free, where they actually enjoyed the first 400 years, where the Constitution was written by W.E.B. Du Bois, where there wasn't any Reconstruction and the Civil War never happened, where a black woman was voted head of the KKK, Malcolm Little dies as an old man, and Dr. King reads his eulogy, where Bill O'Reilly reads from the Quran, and President Bush sends his condolences to Iran, the Crips never occurred so there were never any Bloods to attack them, where there wasn't even any hood to fight over in the first place, where it was all black. Everything.

You would never know
If you could ever be
If you never try
You would never see
Stayed in Africa
We ain’t never leave
So there were no slaves in our history
Were no slave ships, were no misery, call me crazy, or isn’t he
See I fell asleep and I had a dream, it was all black everything

~Lupe Fiasco

by Puvar1 August 21, 2011

Playstation All-Americans

Introduced by college football coaching legend, Bobby Bowden, in response to fans that think they know more than coaches because they excel at playing games on Playstation and similar video games. A variation of an armchair quarterback.

Those Playstation All-Americans don't really know a thing about the X's and O's of football.

by Shaolin October 4, 2004

all that glitters is gold

The common yet misconstrued assumption that everything having a shiny or gold like appearance has intrinsic value.

Dude she may be hot, but she has crabs. You can't think all that glitters is gold.

by Crubadubdub September 27, 2003

all that and (a bag of ) chips

Adj. 1) A superlative form of all that; something or someone which possesses all desired qualities PLUS unimagined or unforseen bonuses.

"Your supermodel boyfriend isn't jealous that you're also dating his twin brother?"
"No, girl; he's all that'n' a bag of chips!"

by T2M tha 4N6DV8 November 13, 2003

Jack Of All Asses

The ultimate Jackass. Everyone knows at least one of these. Will gladly accept credit for others accomplishments, usually full of themselves for no reason, and tend to have exceptional manipulative skills. Can often be seen reading poetry at Starbucks.

one example of a group of Jack Of All Asses would be the "earth lovers" who attend those 3 day hippie music festivals, and spend the whole time getting high as a form of "protest".

by Jeffey VonDarkeet March 15, 2008