jumped out the window

when you sneak out of a house that’s not your own. (you don’t necessarily have to jump out of a window)

sarah: “we were chilling and then hailey gets a call and jumped out the window”
gracie: “wait she snuck out of your house??”
sarah: “yeah i’m so pissed at her!!”

by mommydearest11 August 16, 2021

a dead man falling out of a window

When the penis slips through the hole at the front of a man's underwear

Jeff: Why did I hear your sister scream last night?

Joe: Not incest, she just saw a dead man falling out of a window.

by AndyOliAustin November 2, 2014

Window shopper

someone who looks at the opposite race, without actually meeting them. This is usually in person, so pornography and jacking off doesn't count.

Man 1: Dude, I saw a hot girl yesterday, and couldn't stop staring at her nice ass!
Man 2: what's her name?

Man1: I didn't talk to her
Man 2: you window shopper

by Fish_tacozzx September 30, 2012

Windows 98 cardboard edition:

most windows editions i think..but specifically copied discs

"Damn i got solde Windows the cardboard edition"

by anon March 21, 2005

Window-Licker

A slang term for someone who is very slow or dim-witted.

First Guy: Dude, what's with Paul?

Second Guy: I'm pretty sure he rode the short bus and was a window-licker.

First Guy: Well that explains the helmet.

by ChubbyPuppy0093 May 3, 2011

stained glass window

What happens after you accidently misfire and blow a load on the closest glass window

I busted and turned it into a stained glass window.

by maybenot September 4, 2003

stained glass window

Slang for a girl who recently lost her virginity.

Jack: Holly used to seem so innocent and pure.
Himmler: She's nothing but a stained glass window now.

by Cletus September 14, 2003