duvet welding

To weld ones duvet together with sperm (To rub one off whilst in bed)

Where were you this morning were you in bed duvet welding again.

by ManMitre April 28, 2010

A Wierd Al

When someone expresses their views and thoughts to the public to the tune of a popular hit tune, with different lyrics.

Here is an example of a wierd Al tune.

Dedicated to my ''friends'' in the music and entertainment industry:
(sung sarcastically to the tune of Abba’s thank you for the music, with a punk rock backing)

Thank you for the madness, the turmoil you’ve been bringing,
Thanks for all the nightmares and singing,
Who can live in this world I ask in all honesty,
What would life be,
Without a home or a job what can I be,
So I say thank you for the madness, for giving it to me.
-Written by ‘Weird’ Al Yankovich

by A Wierd Al April 20, 2011

haylie wieden

Haylie Wieden is typically brown haired and blue eyed and tall and skinny, she drives a monte carlo (black) and likes to do weird stuff all the time, she says whatever is on her mind at that moment , likes to do odd dances and likes fuzzy animals and likes to occasionally read about sex in magazines.

Haylie Wieden: "Lets go fishing then go to the mall then go to china then go eat ice cream then go to the beach then go buy a dog then go eat chicken."

Haylie Wieden: "Do you hear that music?" *Starts dancing.

by rufflez December 11, 2011

Ball weld

When sweaty testicles become stuck to the inner thigh.

Jack: John, why have you been scratching your balls for ages?

John: You don't understand, man, I got a bad case of ball weld.

by Pseudonaut July 25, 2013

Cock weilder

A man who has sex with many women.

Jason gets a lot of pussy.
Therefore, he's a cock weilder.

by Unique princess December 3, 2013

midnight welding

When the woman passes out the man will ejaculated on her eyelids and letting it dry practicing the Art of Midnight Welding.

Tammy pass-out without taking care of my needs so I jerk-off and ejaculated on her eyelids. Letting it dry to shut close her eye lids practicing the art of midnight welding.

by eti March 12, 2014

generation wild

People who wander forest, beach or desert's naked

Generation wild stripped their clothes off to wander the Forest.

by Bitchenbarb October 20, 2015