washed sweet potato

The cutest ugliest thing on earth

See that girl, she looks like a washed sweet potato

by Penipu Mati August 12, 2021

Cock Wash

To wash another with your own wet cock.

1) “I’m gonna wash the shit out of you with my cock.”

2) “You wanna get cock washed you fucking asshole?”

3) “Keep talking like that and you’re about abut to get cock washed.”

4) “The utilities are 2 days days over due and I gotta pay $5.72 for a late fee? You wanna get a cockwashing in the mouth?”

by PurplePenisPumpernickle August 18, 2021

Washed up

Washed up is when your used up so to speak. When you’ve been around the block, and trying to be brand new.

Don’t hate because I’m the weekend type and you’re the washed up Tuesday 😂

by Mnj85 June 5, 2021

Anglo wash

To anglo wash is to make it seem that a person or something is from or physically in the continental United States. It is to lie about the true procedence and cultural background of non-native english speakers so a to cater to the the strictly english speaking population.

When a customer service rep from the Caribbean is ask to say they are calling from the state of Florida you are asking them to anglo wash themselves so they accent and identity is more accepted improving business profits.

by Sabina Seymore June 9, 2021

Washed

A word that describes if one is too influenced by the media a peers around them

You listen to drake, wow you’re washed

by Jetblick June 11, 2021

Sane Washing

what New York Times does when it gets hold of an insane Trump soundbyte

Coined on Twitter by Aaron Rupar, Sane Washing happens when Casino Mobster Donald Trump speaks his usual nonsensical word salad and then "paper of record" New York Times cleans it up like a dirty vegetable and serves it up to readers as cogent thought.

by Uncle Joosie September 5, 2024

Life-washing

When a person shows and manifests a luxurious and well-lived life on social media, that is not necessarily true. Can be used to improve one's social and public image. Associated with "showing off" for the sake of getting awe from its audience. Derived from "sports-washing" and "green-washing".

This person is clearly life-washing, his/her life cannot possibly be this good and easy!

by Strand3n October 10, 2024