washing the fruit

This is when you put your twig and berries in the sink at home, office, or public restroom.

Josh was caught washing the fruit at the office.

by urbandickchinairy August 2, 2016

Sausage Washing

The phrase "Sausage Washing" refers to where one man has intercourse with women or seeks to get his sausage washed.

Ashley got his 'Sausage Washing' in Bodmin

by TheCheeseMasher August 26, 2022

Wash

seem convincing or genuine.

"charm won't wash with this crew"

by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024

cad of wash

1) Big bag of weed
2) Wad of cash

Yo! Lemme see the cad of wash...

by Grant The Muscle December 18, 2008

uphill dish washing

A difficult task to perform. A task that requires a great deal of effort to complete, reaching near impossibility.

I want to convince my brother to switch back to PC, but his old XP box froze all the time. His iMac has never had any problems. Convincing him would be a real uphill dish washing.

by oldmanoreily April 10, 2010

washing machine cunt

a huge wet cunt.

Here is an example of it using.

"Fuck you washing machine cunt"

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by googleverbmaker2 October 18, 2017

Wash Ass

To have a shower or bath, but mostly shower. A saying used in urban and rural Canada. Most often referenced to getting ready to head out or clean yourself up.

"it's time to wash ass" "I'll be there in an hour I just have to wash ass first" "did you wash ass yet?"

by anonymous April 17, 2024