Bachelor wash

Washing one's penis in a sink, with or without soap, and at home or in a drinking establishment.

"I think this girl is about to take me round back for a suck job, best have a quick bachelor wash first. Don't want her tasting any smegma"

by AJCrowley July 24, 2019

Scenic Suds Car Wash

A car wash that looks like the Wacky Factory at Lake Winnie

Scenic Suds Car Wash is the best.

by SPrice1980 April 22, 2022

Mexican Washing Machine

You go on a strict spicy Mexican food diet for a week and diarrhoea into a washing machine. You then put a person into the washing machine and put it on a 2 hour hot cycle without washing liquid.

Bro I can’t believe your nan survived the Mexican Washing Machine last night. Then again she smoked a gram of shard beforehand so I’m not overly surprised.

by Xpenix99 July 23, 2020

Bong Wash

The smoke from a bong hit when someone can’t clear full bong

I can’t clear this , do you want this bong wash?

by Lyss0259 March 23, 2024

Two hog wash!

Police White wash!

Any time a fact or facts is known by more than one police officer any and all further evidence is tainted by a 2 hog wash!"
"Two hog wash!"

by Abbott December 04, 2022

karma washing

Changing the content of an original artwork or story in the aim to get more internet points from it.

He used karma washing on his latest drawing to the point it wasn't recognizable when he posted it online.

by ma15t March 06, 2023

Egg Wash

Similar to a Jug Wash but with Egg.

Chantelle was busy eating a sausage, bacon and egg bap when the egg exploded all over her face and down her top into her bra. Sean quickly remarked that Chantelle had been given an egg wash.

by Captain Jugwash January 15, 2009