Gods Vagina

Only the best kind of weed you could smoke.
Crystally,hairy,and dank as fuck. This is the stuff you want to smoke. Nuff Said

"Smell it its like gods vagina"

"Dude your trippin ballz"
"I know i smoked gods vagina"

by Epic09 October 30, 2008

Roast Beef Vagina

A term often used amongst cullinary circles, a roast beef vagina consists of taking the following ingredients:

1 Wide-Set Vagina
2 lb. of roast beef
1/2 cup of mashed potatoes
A pinch of camel toe
And one large helping of Mama's Homestyle Erotic Gravy

Insert the ingridents into your girlfriend/date/sister then mix well with your tongue.

"Pardon me, waiter, but do you happen to have Roast Beef Vagina on the menue?"
"No sir, the last man ate us out."

by Lord Foppington January 16, 2009

dirty vagina

What Christian girls can have, because they are not taught how to wash properly for the sake of maintaining taboos. See the words dirty and vagina if it's not clear enough to you.

There was an article featuring a doctor, who was giving threatening examples of neglected personal hygiene.

by Zdenek September 9, 2004

vagina principle

the principle in life that a woman will never start a text message or a phone call to a man who she is not married to or dating. She wont initiate a text or phone call because women are helpless

Guy1: Ok well i am going to go, text me.
Girl:How about you text me.

*hours later*
Guy1:Man, this girl never calls or texts me
Guy2:Fucking Vagina principle dude

by Privdonut2 May 16, 2009

Vagina-Ass

When an old person's buttocks gets so flabby and muscle depleted that the skin around the anus starts to look like a woman's vulva.

The old man's vagina-ass pooped out a soft dookie that was hard to clean.

by everythingannoysme August 18, 2012

Vagina mullet

A vagina mullet is when a woman shaves her pubic hair above as well as around the front of her vagina, but leaves copious amounts of thick-dark hair around her anus as well as her taint. You will only be able to see this type of style in the doggy position. By deffinition, she will be business in the front and party in the back....except it's not a gathering of which you would like to attend. No man should have to experience such an atrocity!

Awe man did you hook up with that girl from the other night? I did, but she had a vagina mullet man!

by AJP 9000 June 13, 2012

bulbous vagina

a vagina that protrudes out a little farther than any normal vagina; usually due to excessive drinking, or rough vaginal intercourse, can sometimes lead to death.

Hey Krista, your bulbous vagina is showing through your tights!

Yo, I was bangin' this chick last night and her bulbous vagina swallowed me whole.

by notinmypoopholeplease March 29, 2009