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Shoot a new turkey

A variant on "turn over a new leaf", but associated with something that you do periodically, like changing your car's oil, or going to the dentist.

Origin: Every Thanksgiving you have to shoot a new turkey.
I really hate moving, but you just gotta shoot a new turkey, ya know?
by slippy frog September 20, 2014
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Slapping the turkey leg

The act of masturbation while having a hand inserted into your anus
Bigs "Where was Frank last night?"
Biff "Oh Frank was slapping the turkey leg all night."
by The turkey leg of minith Morgu September 2, 2021
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lil turkey cubes

That’s all I’ve eaten today
I ate some lil turkey cubes.
by Fjksjxjlsjslsbdls December 15, 2019
mugGet the lil turkey cubesmug.

Mexican Turkey Choke

When a person squeezes the penis so hard that you lose all circulation making the penis fully white
by Kevin Keems December 4, 2016
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Hand Turkey of Shame

An incriminating hand print left on the ass or elsewhere by a hookup partner you'd rather everyone else not know about.
Hand Turkey of Shame:
Hickies and hand turkeys of shame decorated the returning student body.
by Don't use your real name, fool November 27, 2011
mugGet the Hand Turkey of Shamemug.

Turkey Leg

A sexual act performed between 2 or more large hungry harry gay men, commonly know as "Bears". This involves a turkey leg being hidden underneath the "catchers" pillow. Moments prior to the "pitcher" ejaculating, one or both the catching bears, pulls the turkey leg out from underneath the pillow and proceeds to gnaw on the turkey leg. Meanwhile, the pitching bear ejaculates onto the turkey leg. Similar to the spit trick, only involving a piece of turkey in a sexual act, and large harry hungry men.
So I gave two guys a turkey leg last night.... Its all good...
by shrimp grenade October 10, 2010
mugGet the Turkey Legmug.

Handicapped Turkey In A Wheelchair

Used in situations where you honestly don't know what the fuck to to say.
Girl: "So eh.. I'm pregnant....yeah"
Guy: ".....HANDICAPPED TURKEY IN A WHEELCHAIR"
*Pokerface may be advised in this situation*
by The Zen Within February 3, 2012
mugGet the Handicapped Turkey In A Wheelchairmug.

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