Troll: "Its when two people get into be-"
Aw heck naw that aint what a bed butt is. Thats all wrong Troll
Troll: "Sorry...."
Bed butt: When your dog arises from slumber and its back hair is sticking up. Similarly to your hair in the morning. COMB YOUR HAIR!
Aw heck naw that aint what a bed butt is. Thats all wrong Troll
Troll: "Sorry...."
Bed butt: When your dog arises from slumber and its back hair is sticking up. Similarly to your hair in the morning. COMB YOUR HAIR!
*Keiv the dog wakes up, and has bed butt*
Me: "Look at ur bed butt fool, go comb ur behind 🤣"
Keiv: "🥺 *whines* "
Me: "Look at ur bed butt fool, go comb ur behind 🤣"
Keiv: "🥺 *whines* "
by LittleKiddo ✝︎ March 24, 2021
Refers to someone who clearly knows how to liven up a bedroom, since body-shaming is so last year. You can't choose your body, but you can always choose how you use it. Plus, it's gender-neutral. The counterpart to this is "dead bed energy".
Erica: "Brad is so sweet. He just called out his friends for making homophobic jokes."
Janet: "Whoa, you gotta get on that. That is some frisky bed energy."
Janet: "Whoa, you gotta get on that. That is some frisky bed energy."
by TulipKitten November 01, 2021
by aaronb41 July 27, 2008
Sometimes "Wet Maid". Not to be confused with "Wet Nurse".
A maid employed to assist with sexual activities in a supporting role for a couple. The important distinction being that the maid is never engaged directly sexually.
A bed maid typically doesn't directly take part in the sexual activities but will assist in entry, application of birth control and lubrication, maintaining erection, serving sexual toys etc. In some cases the sex between the couple may be entirely passive. With the maid being held responsible for the one or both of the parties reaching climax while they are coupled.
A maid employed to assist with sexual activities in a supporting role for a couple. The important distinction being that the maid is never engaged directly sexually.
A bed maid typically doesn't directly take part in the sexual activities but will assist in entry, application of birth control and lubrication, maintaining erection, serving sexual toys etc. In some cases the sex between the couple may be entirely passive. With the maid being held responsible for the one or both of the parties reaching climax while they are coupled.
by Privalux April 28, 2024
Shitting the bed/shat the bed
To shit the bed is when you fuck something up so badly you hear it from the people around you for the rest of your life.
To shit the bed is when you fuck something up so badly you hear it from the people around you for the rest of your life.
Tyrone really shit the bed when he told us about how he fucked a pineapple
-Jake
Oh you mean spongebob - John
-Jake
Oh you mean spongebob - John
by The whishey liberator August 12, 2022
by Night-crew December 15, 2021
by Spike_the_pike October 13, 2017