Tucker

A giant dick that has a small penis

Tucker is such a small dicked faggot

by Tucker is a cunt April 16, 2018

Tonsil tickler

Shoving your penis far enough in the throat to tickle the tonsils. May tickle more if a pubic hair gets stuck in the throat as well.

Nate slept through the entire tonsil tickler I gave him last night!

by Flap master June 17, 2013

Square Dancing Tickets

Heroin

Yo, nigga, you got my square dancing tickets?

by gigidi gigidi June 11, 2009

shirt-tucker

A Republican...

Conservative Christian, right wing Republican, straight, white, American male.
Gay bashin’, black fearin’, poor fightin’, tree killin’, regional leaders of the South
Frat housin’, keg tappin’, back slappin’ haters of hippies like me.
Soul savin’, flag wavin’, Rush lovin’, land pavin’ personal friends to the Quayles

see the song by Todd Snider

That guy with the NRA hat is a real shirt-tucker.

by Mark Manausa October 16, 2006

gooch tickler

While in painting class in high school, Billy Corgan, future singer of the Smashing Pumpkins decided to create a machine that would paint pictures while Billy would play with his gooch in the other room. Billy then tripped on his way to the toilet and landed gooch first on his paint brush tipped machine. Billy found delightfully that he would devote his life to promoting his miracle machine which he deemed his "gooch Tickler". In a freak male lactation accident, Billy accidentally broke his machine and was unable to remake it effectively. He then took to his fifth love, music.

Billy spoke of his gooch tickler to a confused crowd.

by Dr. Edward Scrotalporn June 12, 2011

TuckerFucker

The act of seating yourself in front of a desk piled with physics material, and receiving pleasure from a student beneath. Oral sex often involves uniform circular motion and Newtonian mechanics. There is often a trap door beneath that allows quick entry and exit.

Why is there banging beneath that desk!? Oh, someone must be pulling a TuckerFucker... now, back to my pendulum measurements!

by Ron Burgundy II August 7, 2006

tinker bell

a womans Vaginal clitoris, joy spot

he licked her tinker bell till it made her shake

by Crystal64 June 3, 2006