Turtle head

A turtle head is when you go to take a shit but you dont need to go that bad then the crap pokes out your ass and you sat on the bog for ages

Ricegum: Ayye saggytits, you were on the bog for ages, myans was constipapted 😂

Jacob Saggytits: Nah fam, I had a fuckin turtle head

by LigmaAssBalls August 04, 2018

Turtle Toucher

Anyone who is weird, acts in a slow, special, awkward manner.

Brailee's fuck buddy Jonas is a 12 year old turtle toucher.

by Gdin22 January 28, 2015

Turtle shagger

1. A person who is very bad at shagging
dem hoes

Dude 1: smell yer maw
Dude 2: shut up you turtle shagger

by TheDeadskull777 September 09, 2020

hood turtle

A girl from the hood thats just as fiesty as a hoodrat but is alot slower to anger though just eager to sex are very private most hood turtles are well installated in the perspective neighborhoods

Nah them hoes just hating cuz da hood turtle strikes again.

by Jr Uing/VM April 17, 2014

Turtle Sippin

While smoking marijuana out of a spoon pipe you hit the pipe through the carb hole creating much thicker smoke. Called turtle sippin due to the bowl looking like a turtle.

I was turtle sippin hella hard

by Woodi101 November 21, 2010

Turtle Testicle

An insult to your best friend. Her name is Jaesyn and you love each other but when you're bored you roast each other. Turtle Testicle is the best insult and you both love it. It means you have a tiny dick whether your male or female.

ChristmasLights101: Well you know what.

Jaesyn: What
ChristmasLights101: You're a Turtle Testicle

by ChristmasLights101 December 02, 2019

[turtle waxer]

A man that is pussy whipped

Mike is such a turtle waxer. He ditched us to go shopping with his girlfriend.

by nick clementseee January 29, 2009