VAMPSHIRE NUT

VERB:

When your sexual Vampire bite's down on your jugular for the last time, you draw near and approach your final climax and end in the eternal nut. P.s Best done by a gobby

Setting: Afterlife

Tony appears in a puff of smoke

Geregory Von Hilmshire: "WTF Tony, how did you get here."

Tony: "I did it Bro. I did the Vampshire NUT!"

by Vampshire June 30, 2022

Nut dust

Nut dust is dust/dead skin/or glitter coming from the nuts/balls

Ew wtf he got nut dust all in my face!

by Gremlin1 July 16, 2020

nut hopping

when some one follows u around every were and agrees to what ever u say. then does it to another person.

person1. yo that girl pussy stank.

person2.yea i know

person3. no i don't

person2.yea i know it don't

person1. man u nut hopping

by shawnie0915 January 8, 2010

Nut time

A British tradition in the lead up to Christmas where a variety of nuts (usually but not always including chestnuts) are consumed at a certain time every day.

Dan: "Are you ready for nut time Nora?"
Eleanor: "You bet I am. Get the microwave ready, I'm bringing chestnuts today!"

by Pip Spencer November 16, 2020

Nut dong

When you're about to nut inside a girl and she pulls your sack down so you last a little longer.

Helen: Steve was about to blow his load and I gave him a nut dong.

Ashley: well at least you got 5 more minutes out of him

by Jimmybulger December 5, 2016

Nut fisting

The act of uppercutting someone's dangly parts with your fist.

Did he just throw up?!?!
Yeah man they were nut fisting him!

by DroppingDaDee May 31, 2014

Nut Slushie

A nut slushie is when a male ejaculates into a plastic bag and freezes it into a slush like constancy.

Brock: Bro, I gotta get a new freezer.
Tom: Why?
Brock: I forgot all about my Nut Slushie!

by GangW33d September 23, 2018