Bastard

This can mean that someone is unfortunate, a person is a straight-up bitch and mean as fuck, or if a person was born to parents that weren't married.

1. Tom: Hey, idiot! Haha, you look like a fucking bitch!
Jimmy: Shut the fuck up and stop being a motherfucking bastard!

2. Laura: I'm so unfortunate... I fail everything...
Christine: Looks like you're a bastard...
Laura: WHAT??!
Christine: It means you are unfortunate, God you are so sensitive!

3. Micheal: I'm a bastard...
Helen: What do you mean?? You aren't...
Micheal: Oh, I mean't that I was born to parents who weren't married...
Helen: Ohhhh..

by I'mADictionary? October 29, 2022

Bastard

Someone who’s parents weren’t married when they were born or aren’t married.

I’m a bastard my parents got married when I was 5.

by Invader zim fan ;-; November 28, 2020

Sick Bastard

A deranged, perverted individual with a nauseatingly disturbed mind; with rapists and child molesters being prime examples.

News Reporter: A man was convicted of three counts of child molestation.

TV Viewer: What a sick bastard.

by BJ Everyday November 25, 2023

Lucky bastard

A man who gets a threesome with two women.

"My girlfriend is actually quite into women."
"You lucky bastard!"

by ElzearYoung February 19, 2021

bastard

another way to say "teacher"

me: do u like Mrs. y
you: yeah, she's my fav bastard

by veryveryimperch September 13, 2025

Fucker Bastard

A child you don't want that rips you off & want to put up for closed adoption but he keeps asking your things so you throw beer bottles at his head.

Born to a transsexual intersex mom specifically.

Get Fucker Bastard away from me, I hate him.

by Claire Law April 2, 2023

Bastard

A person, creative and or artists who is documenting their testimony with purpose.

Bastards are often misunderstood

Why do they write in a journal all day?
They’re a bastard, they are creating.

by The Bastard November 27, 2022