uncle festus

Whens you has a deeg fors a roomate

you some kinds of uncle festus gets a out of here you deeg

by Cangh Jui September 1, 2003

Really Cool Uncle

Mark Rober An Uncle With A Degree In Mechanical Engineer That Worked At NASA And Now Makes Genius Videos On YouTube.

Thomas: Hey That’s A Really Cool Uncle
Coby: Yeah He’s Mark Rober
Thomas: Cooool

by Cleaver77 October 11, 2020

Uncle Tom Fro

A medium sized afro that is poorly trimmed and has no line-up. Commonly used as an acronym (UTF).

Look at that acceptable brotha with the standard Uncle Tom Fro.

by MaRo RoMa December 15, 2008

Uncle Jimbo Doctrine

Named after the fictional character from "South Park," the Uncle Jimbo Doctrine refers to a formal or informal military policy that enables otherwise illegal or reckless actions (that usually involves killings and/or collateral damage) by invoking self-defense as a justification.

Although Israel as the right to defend itself, its actions in Lebanon are an exercise of the Uncle Jimbo Doctrine.

by Del360 September 8, 2008

Uncle Spongys Chucklehut

Family fun place frequented by pervs

C'mon kiddies,lets go to Uncle Spongys Chucklehut

by Snarlins July 13, 2005

Racist Uncle Rob

We’ve all got one
The one who can’t keep his mouth shut and still thinks it’s 1940

Can racist uncle rob keep his mouth shut?

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Uncle Tony's Cake

A heavy sleep inducing cake commonly prepared by an older relative.

"Uncle Tony's cake makes me tired..."

"I don't like Uncle Tony's cake it tastes funny."

by jonny1leg June 23, 2008