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go touch grass

Touching grass is perfect to cringy people (get r/youngpeoplereddited lol)
1. Person 1: I write a YFM BenaPuff (Puff x Benatar) yaoi uwucutesingle maid!puff boku no pico uwu kawaii yaoi fluffy lemon fanfic!!!! 1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!!1!
Person 2: Go touch grass
by BunnieXD November 13, 2023
mugGet the go touch grassmug.

Touch the source

To smoke marijuana. "The source" can also be used to describe anything essentially good, similarly to "lit"
We are going to go surfing but first we gotta touch the source.

This pizza is the source.
by jr135706 September 21, 2021
mugGet the Touch the sourcemug.

Touch of the Cork

Slightly retarded. This is a reference to the 90s sitcom, Life Goes On, in which the Thatcher's son, Corky, had down syndrome.
If you see someone doing something retarded, you would say, "He's got a touch of the cork."
by anonymous June 19, 2024
mugGet the Touch of the Corkmug.

Touching Pelvises

In the literal meaning, it refers to conjoining two pelvic regions of two individuals. This may look to other people as dry humping with clothes on.
I am so excited to see you! We are touching pelvises when that happens.
by Henterman John November 16, 2019
mugGet the Touching Pelvisesmug.

Modis Touch

The opposite of Midas Touch. A person who turns things to shit instead of gold.
You : Hey man, don't give the project to Mike.
Shem : Why not?
You : He has the Modis Touch, things he gets involved with, gets demonetized.
Shem : Fuck man, you should have told me that earlier. Next time, I will vote against him.
by Sambit Patra January 2, 2019
mugGet the Modis Touchmug.

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