A man with a insanely small penis so small it lacks to create sperm with unstoppable amounts of penis hair
Your small penis hair could make a blanket for every homeless person on the planet you have a Dominic seese
by Pickle juice all on me887 March 6, 2017
Get the dominic seesemug. dominic tall dude who walks kinda funny a bit like a dinosaur and glides across the floor.
dominic's actually nice but has a secret fascination with plushies that he cuddles and cries himself to sleep with at night.
dominic can't get over his crazy narcissistic gf who's probably named after a blackpink member.
dominic always flips his hair trying to look cool but really he just looks like a dinosaur
dominic's actually nice but has a secret fascination with plushies that he cuddles and cries himself to sleep with at night.
dominic can't get over his crazy narcissistic gf who's probably named after a blackpink member.
dominic always flips his hair trying to look cool but really he just looks like a dinosaur
by dominicrawrdinosaur December 12, 2023
Get the Dominicmug. The infamous, elderly, devious man that lurks within the bus stations in Leicester City Center, heart filled with malice.
Rarely seen outside of the Haymarket Bust Station, though once spotted noncing about in Maccies, this awful monster is able to be recognised due to his trademark Tesco plastic bag filled with blood-soaked darts. Though he is typically peaceful, you would never want to aggro such a man for he is known to piss in bins and throw darts drunkenly.
If ever you see this man, steer clear; and if you want to confirm it really is him, try to snap a pic with your mobile phone - for he has the mythical power of not being able to be captured on photographs. And remember, unless you want a swift dart to the chest, don't eye him up for more than 5 seconds - for your gaze is a sign of aggression to this lustful creature.
Rarely seen outside of the Haymarket Bust Station, though once spotted noncing about in Maccies, this awful monster is able to be recognised due to his trademark Tesco plastic bag filled with blood-soaked darts. Though he is typically peaceful, you would never want to aggro such a man for he is known to piss in bins and throw darts drunkenly.
If ever you see this man, steer clear; and if you want to confirm it really is him, try to snap a pic with your mobile phone - for he has the mythical power of not being able to be captured on photographs. And remember, unless you want a swift dart to the chest, don't eye him up for more than 5 seconds - for your gaze is a sign of aggression to this lustful creature.
by DominicDartWatch November 18, 2021
Get the Dominic Dartmug. by Innocent Man May 3, 2022
Get the ENGLISH dominationmug. Your girlfriends asshole starts throbbing so hard when Dominic is around or brought up causing your girlfriend to have multiple anal orgasms and her nipples might get hard as rocks and pop Dominic IS a zipless fuck Dominic might just get fucked (by more than one female) where he stands with some of the sexiest women ever in the club or in the bathroom or at work while he’s working yeah he’s the definition of a zipless fuck
Don’t worry Dominic it’s too many people here anyway you don’t have to come (hangs up the phone)
Well damn
Well damn
by Bdsm handbook January 25, 2024
Get the Dominicmug. a complete bitch who has no respect for anyone and will hurt u any chance they get most likely to suck dick and eat a guys ass out.
by killer2005 October 7, 2018
Get the dominic coonmug. 