SHIT THE BED

A question or statement that is used to explain, ask or acknowledge why the hell you are awake and functional at an ungodly hour or earlier than usual.

Son never gets out of bed before 2pm on weekends but this Saturday he's awake and functioning at 10am.

Dad sees him and says "what? did you do SHIT THE BED?"

Roberta wakes up and is mobile at 4:30am. She tells her friend "Ya I SHIT THE BED this morning. Was up and at 'em at 4:30!"

The Office Supervisor, Carol, routinely starts work whenever she wants, usually arriving after lunch. However this morning she's at work on time.

You see Carol at her desk when you arrive at work and say to a co-worker "Wow, Carol's here on time , she must've SHIT THE BED this morning.

by Bumbelina August 24, 2016

bed

When you fuck your daddy to hard and he starts to cum and wont stop and then you die beacuse your cock is to big

Bed was fun last night i loved to stick my cock up your ass lassnight.

by Natthecoolperson November 21, 2021

Bed Frog

A Curious girl who "hops" from bed to bed (like a frog) having sex with different men

Biggie Travolta: man you know that girl Ashly ?

John Bigums: Yeah that bitch has a 4 inch Clit, she is a total Bed Frog.

by TerraHawk August 10, 2012

in bed

The sexual meaning of a word.

What does vanilla mean in bed?

by Green Hell Zone December 4, 2020

zap bed

the government having devices inside your mattress to make you sick

The zap bed made the historical American feel queasy.

by Coop Dupe November 16, 2019

bed chem

Having chemistry with some in bed / while having sex.

I'd bet we'd have good bed chem.
Me and Barry have good bed chem.

by Sabrina's_ LA Juno_Pose November 20, 2024

Bed Wench

A self-hating black woman who dates outside of her race.

*Sees an interracial couple of a black woman with a white man*
Me: look at that bed Wench, letting pink d!ck up her pussy.

by Thegoddessaphrodite January 8, 2024