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April 20

The most eventful day of the year. National weed day, National footjob day, the anniversary of the Columbine Massacre, and Adolf Hitler's birthday.
hallo frau. it's April 20, wanna come smoke weed and give me a footjob?
by icekingicekingiceking January 11, 2024
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In my 20 years of teaching.

If you ever hear your teacher preface a speech with this sentence. You done fucked up. It is over. You are finished and will never see the light of day again. The heinous crime you have committed by blasting loud Indian music while the substitute was teaching would have catched up to you eventually. Now you must run hide and maybe even hide.
In my 20 years of teaching. I have never seen a more disrespectful class.
by Diggy Bick March 9, 2023
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Spam your friends with Chapter 20 of Given day (June 20th)

If your a given manga fan then this is for you! Spam Chapter 20 of Given because that chapter is a nightmare and no one likes that chapter one bit so destroy your friends with this. :D
Chapter 20 was such a horrible chapter for Given fans and why not just have fun and spam the chapter 20 link over and over again to friends. So enjoy Spam your friends with Chapter 20 of Given day (June 20th)
by KattySopia October 31, 2020
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April 20

National day to send your boyfriend a video of you fingering yourself
April 20th is the national day were you send your boyfriend or crush a 2 minutes video of you fingering yourself
by laydim12 April 19, 2024
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the thing 20

The way 2020 has pretty much ended
The number 20 as just unluckiest
The thing 20,
20 years from now, do you remember what happened in 2020, yeahhhh the thing 20
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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September 20

The Remembrance of The Great Area 51 raid
September 20 is The Remembrance of The Great Area 51 raid
by Ky <3 November 6, 2019
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gawk gawk 20

Oral sex so bad you would never want it again in your afterlive
Friend: so how did the night go?
Me: man, she gave me the gawk gawk 20.
Friend: shii- that's horrible, you ok?, need a hug or therapy?
by Teamarz112 February 5, 2022
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