Fap Money

The money you devote each month to materials (i.e. porn mags, online subs for porn) For masturbatory purposes.

I was gonna get another subscription for redbook, but I ran out of fap money.

by Tman2217 September 2, 2016

money shake

A hand shake where an exchange of money (usually a 20$ tip) is being concealed. The person giving the money will hold a bill in their palm. When that person goes to shake hands, the bill moves from one palm to the other in a smooth business transaction.

See the episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm where Larry David visits a restaurant and the regular host is accustomed to receiving a 20$ tip via the money shake. Later in the episode, David meets the host on the street and shakes his hand, forgetting about the 20$ bill he was holding. Larry David unintentionally preforms a money shake with the host.

by Tibon February 4, 2010

Meal Money

Asking a parent for money under the pretext that it will be used to buy food while hanging out with someone, while in reality it will be used to pay for drugs.

John: Hey man, let's toke this weekend.
Jack: I can't man, I'm broke.
John: Just ask your parents for meal money.

by YarnFarm October 3, 2011

Young Money

A Chicago Gangster Disciple/Black P. Stone set known as 051, 051 Mickey Cobras, 051 Young Money. Notable members include 051 Drilla, 051 Melly, Lil Marc

Gangsta 1: Yo, did you hear about that hit 051 Young Money did?
Gangsta 2: Yeah that shit was crazy on foenem

by SwagMasta42069 April 8, 2021

money hungry

to be excessively concerned with the finances of others.

My cousin is always trying to find out how much money I make. She is so money hungry.

by MoneyHungryScoundrel May 28, 2022

lol money

used in response to an unknown or uncomfortable situation. can also be used in rejection to a question or awkward statement.

person 1: "you're hell cool aye mate."
person 2: "lol money."

by itsciarashae March 21, 2017

money hound

a person who does something for someone as a gesture of appreciation , and then says you owe me for doing it.Like saying hey I will wash your car, awesome thanks, after its done you owe me for doing that..money hound.

What you did a nice thing , now you a charging me, your a money hound.

by peoplewhotakeadvantageofothers February 24, 2017