An incriminating hand print left on the ass or elsewhere by a hookup partner you'd rather everyone else not know about.
by Don't use your real name, fool November 27, 2011
Get the Hand Turkey of Shame mug.The Alabama Thanksgiving Turkey is the act of fucking a cooked turkey, cumming inside of the turkey, and then feeding the turkey to your family on Thanksgiving.
by Vishy69 February 28, 2020
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Get the Slapping the turkey leg mug.by Fjksjxjlsjslsbdls December 15, 2019
Get the lil turkey cubes mug.A variant on "turn over a new leaf", but associated with something that you do periodically, like changing your car's oil, or going to the dentist.
Origin: Every Thanksgiving you have to shoot a new turkey.
Origin: Every Thanksgiving you have to shoot a new turkey.
by slippy frog September 20, 2014
Get the Shoot a new turkey mug.A sexual act performed between 2 or more large hungry harry gay men, commonly know as "Bears". This involves a turkey leg being hidden underneath the "catchers" pillow. Moments prior to the "pitcher" ejaculating, one or both the catching bears, pulls the turkey leg out from underneath the pillow and proceeds to gnaw on the turkey leg. Meanwhile, the pitching bear ejaculates onto the turkey leg. Similar to the spit trick, only involving a piece of turkey in a sexual act, and large harry hungry men.
by shrimp grenade October 10, 2010
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Guy: ".....HANDICAPPED TURKEY IN A WHEELCHAIR"
*Pokerface may be advised in this situation*
Guy: ".....HANDICAPPED TURKEY IN A WHEELCHAIR"
*Pokerface may be advised in this situation*
by The Zen Within February 3, 2012
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