Bed farter

Someone who farts in bed

Ayy I was sleepin with my wifey and i was such a Bed farter

by ChickenChocker69 January 30, 2023

Pee-the-bed

An older child causing concern because he still urinates in bed while sleeping at night.

"I heard that Jeffery pee-the-bed at night, and he'll be seven soon.

by Bill Mobley October 12, 2021

Popalomaunia-Bed

This means "Comfortable Bed"

This is a Popalomaunia-Bed!

by Lenoreno7546 October 9, 2023

Bed

1. Countable noun.
A bed is a piece of furniture where you go to crash after a night of debauchery, or where you wake up with a hangover and regret the choices you made. You know, the place where dreams go to die and where you might find a random sock or two from last weekend's escapades.

Example: "I woke up in my bed, surrounded by empty bottles and last night's mistakes."

by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025

Bed bumped

When you and your partner are having sex so rough you hit your head on the (nearest wall or vertical object) and then cum.

Hey! Did you get bed bumped last night? You look like a train wreck.

by OkieCat October 8, 2020

bed set

The place where a person sleeps, usually consisting of: a mattress, sheets, blankets, pillows.

That chick that Baumann plowed last night messed up his bed set.

by aaronb41 August 21, 2008

Humanized Water Bed

A person that so fat the because when they move their belly makes a water like sound people label them as Humanized Water Bed

Here comes the humanized water bed.

by AuraKing December 8, 2018