Spider bloat

The act of shitting and pissing in a IV tube then shoving up someone’s nose just for them to drink.

Mom: dude, do your chores or you’ll get a beating
John: dude, watch your ass or Ima give you a spider bloat

by Ieywgekeoeye April 29, 2021

Spider-Raptor

A name that has not been used in forever because it got replaced just like Tesla compared to Ford

Person 1: yo you remember Spider-Raptor?
Person 2: I have not heard that name in a while mate

by Some Ranomd Guy May 3, 2021

barkin spider

When you fart real loud around other people and tell them that was a barkin spider

Brittney walk into the room at the party and farted and said hey did anybody see that barkin spider?

by Dirtyfoot561 May 8, 2021

barkin spider

When somebody cuts a fart in a room with people in it and blames it on the Barking spider

Britney farted and said watch out for that barkin spider

by Dirtyfoot561 May 8, 2021

Spider

Said when someone is giving false information.

A: “I fucked your mum”
B: “Literally spider”

by Chumstain May 13, 2021

despasito spider

A hot spider, all the girls want him he has all the girls in the school. He has 1000,0000000 girlfriends.

oOpS I spElT iT wRoNg uWu
Girl 1: okg look at Despasito spider so hot

Girl 2: uhm me and Despasito spider are dating 😡😡😡
Girl 1: but... he said yesterday that he liked me!!!!!
Girl 2: OMG!1!1! 😭 proof pls

Girl 1: sends video
Girl 2: ayo Despasito why r u cheating
Despasito spider: what!!!!
Girl 2: 😭😭😩😩😩🤜😣👺👺
Despasito: uh...
Girl 2: omg ur brother despacito spider is hotter
Despasito spider: SUSSY BAKA 😡😡😡😡😡

by bwakery May 31, 2021

Spider-Cock

The-Spider cock is a extremely infectious disease that occurs during a blowjob or masturbation when the victim tugs a little to hard on the tip of their dick. Because of this they rip the top/tip of their dick off to reveal a metallic colored humanoid spider hiding in a hollow meaty blood tube inside of their dick which it has eaten out over time, and along the inside of your shaft are the spider-cock’s baby eggs growing about to burst! Once spider-cock realizes that it has been revealed it quickly climbs to the top of your dick and stabs itself into place on top of your cock causing extreme pain, as it soon starts screaming at you, and digs deeper into your cock in a fit of rage.

The only cure is to self circumcise or take the shower, crank that baby on high, change it too the sprayer, turn the water as hot as possible, and let that mf spray Spider-Cock away.

You will have to get a prosthetic dick if not treated promptly to discovery.

Nicky: *sucking cock* oh tod *chokes on his schlong* your dick *mmmmhphhhh*! Your dick is so yummy!
Tod: oh I know babes, it is 9 inches long!
Nicky: WHAT THE FUCK ONLY 9 INCHES LONG!
Nicky: *rips her head away from his cock*
Tod: FUCK women! You just ripped off the tip of my dick!
Nicky: ohhhh, is that my faul- TOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN YOUR SHAFT? - IS THAT A TUBE!? OH MY there’s a fucking SPIDER CLIMBING OUT OF YOUR DICK!!
Tod: GET THE HOSE I AM not GOING TO CIRCUMSISE THIS ONE IT IS THE THIRD TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED! I AM NOT PAYING $3000 FOR ANOTHER DICK BECAUSE OF A Spider-Cock, WE ARE GOING TO SOW THE TIP BACK ON!
Nicky: uHMM! bye-

by Laglog December 2, 2024