Soft Dick

Used as an exclamation when affirming you are telling the truth. Similar in use to “no cap”.

Person 1: “Yo did you know that Jacob microwaves his chips prior to eating them”
Person 2: “There is no way that is true”
Person 1: “Soft dick, he did it last night after eating an edible”

by Totallynotjordi November 12, 2020

2 ball salve with the soft tip applicator

When your significant other has a sore throat, you offer to soothe it with a load of cum

Her: honey, my throat is sore
Him: lemme help you with some 2 ball salve with the soft tip applicator

by Warsaw Knuckles October 8, 2022

Soft Serve Ice Cream

The only thing keeping humanity alive, including air-conditioning.

Humanity: "HOW COULD I EER LIVE WITHOUT AIR CONDITIONING AND SOFT SERVE ICE CREAM???

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 18, 2023

Soft panted

A term used to describe a male who is too sensitive to wear jeans. These men are usually from jersey.

Kyle from New Jersey is a soft panted sissy.

by Mil House April 1, 2022

Soft Bottom

A submissive bottom. Usually used as a term in the gay community.

Are you a power bottom or a soft bottom?

by idontexistanymore April 29, 2024

Soft in the paint

When you think you’re a good loader doing an exceptional job but really are just very average.

That guy Jacob goes soft in the paint.

by THE GREATEST UB February 27, 2019

SOFT

When a person (usually an uncle) copies and pastes dad jokes, most likely from a social media source such as twitter.

My uncle thought he was smooth with the jokes… turns out he’s just been SOFT this whole time.

by oogabooga57 January 10, 2022