snap n crap

when you get so mad you poop!

A: wow sam got so mad in our meeting today he really snapped n crapped
B: A snap n crap?! god I hate when that happens to me

by talisman.boys January 6, 2025

Snap

Having a snack instantly before taking a nap

“Hey man what did You do yesterday?”
“I had a Snap bro”
“Rate that g”

by Sumo2411 February 22, 2018

Snapping Turtle

A clamp or clip tightened around the testicles.

Mike: No way! John has a Snapping Turtle!
John: What the fuck is that?

by RuggerBuggerBuggyBumpers August 31, 2023

Mini Snaps

This is one Badass Gangsta, this type of dude will be cool one second tho and as soon as something offends him he does the Mini Snap where he will headbutt your mother and pistol whip your dad and walk out with your dice, title to your car, your sister, your bike, all your cash and you'll still be apologizing to him for it not being enough. If you have kids tho he will be the first one to bring them gifts and to make sure they are OK and have the things they need. He can be in a gang and walk threw a rival gangs house and the rival member will be all like,"OH hey mini you good you need a drink you wanna use me as a foot stool or f!@# my chick it's cool" and his chick will be all like,"yeah its cool, your so hott."

Mini Snaps Friends, "Yo! Did you see what Mini Snaps did to New Joursey? He f!@$$# the whole states B>÷$(@'s now New York is jealous!

Mini Snaps walks in, "Pretty Kewwl!" "DECENT!" "THE WHOLE TIME!"

by BIG_BIC_ENERGY April 6, 2024

Snap

Verb. (To 'Snap')
To close down, destroy or eliminate something or someone.

(Derived from the Final Scene in "Avengers: Infinity War")

"We're snappin' this store."
"She got snapped by that other guy."
"I could snap the guy next to me in a heartbeat."

by GLiTCH-R September 21, 2018

Snap

snap, to get rid of half of all existence, to do this you need these rainbow gems from my little pony

THANOS: you should have gone for the head
Dinner plate man: NO
*snaps

by anal school February 25, 2021

snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025