Chocolate simp

Someone who simps just for a piece of chocholate

Oh dude look at him he's being a chocolate simp

by Bunkertard June 28, 2023

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Simp slut

A simp slut is a girl who simps or has to many crushes at one time or simps over someone straight after they break up with their ex

Alizabeth is a simp slut

Yeah I know right

by Radomrandomdude May 27, 2022

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Sussy simp

A simp who is showing signs of being a homosexual.

Cooper is a sussy simp.

by sussy simp May 29, 2021

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itinerant simp

When traveling, someone who shows excessive sympathy & attention toward people they find beautiful.

My brother Jabbar, an itinerant simp, would not stop bowing at the feet of the pretty Taiwanese waitresses as we traveled throughout Taiwan for our 5th wedding anniversary.

by MorRight August 11, 2022

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A person who simps for too many people to count. Whether it be anime characters, real people, etc.

Simptoms: Blushing 24/7, constantly talking about different people as if they are in love with said person, heart rate through the roof, shaky hands.

Person1: So... I simp for bakugo now too..
Person2: WTF?? HOW MANY IS THAT NOW??? YOU MUST HAVE THE SIMP VIRUS...!

by BisexualStrawberry;) April 12, 2021

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Pigeon Simp

Pigeon simps are even dumber than regular simps. They are on the pussy to prison pipeline and don't even know it. Pigeon simps are manipulated by queens to commit crimes and even murder. All in the hopes of getting their dicks wet Pigeon simps hang out at bus stops, convenience stores and other NPC public places acting tough, talking shit, trying to intimidate other pigeon simps by bragging about all their bitches, hos, pussy they don't get, getting into fights with other pigeon simps, going to jail with other pigeon simps. Pigeon simps are used by gangs to do low level pawn things they will get arrested for. Chad simps are one step up in the pussy casino, but the house always wins.

Mayn, dat nigga called me a pigeon simp cause i did time for pussy. What the fuck is a pigeon simp?

by The Original Donald Trump May 7, 2023

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