Static shock is a bathtub drain 《¤》

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Person 0: Static shock is a bathtub drain 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025

The Shocker

(v) when a guy you're about to fuck thinks he's going to get a blow job but instead you wrap a tens unit around his dick, turn it on high and shove the controller up his ass.

Great conversation started for ladies chatting with their friends.

The Shocker: Chad thought he was going to get head but instead I gave him the shocker!

by DominatrixLady March 12, 2025

shit shock

When you have a shit so bad that whenever you next have to shit you get scared shitless. (Pun intended)

Fuck.. last time i went was like.. a day ago, my shit shock has been so bad ever since that day in march

by OneApollo July 15, 2025

Mad Shocker

Take index middle finger and pinky curl them with ring finger and thumb into a fist. Punch her in the taint as hard as you can.

He gave her a mad shocker.

by ltysonl July 25, 2025

After shock

Smaller seismic events after an earthquake

OR

Son or daughter of "ground zero"

See also ground zero

You heard ground zero lately?

Not since he had a little after shock

by Modern Women August 27, 2025

Water Shock

A term used for when you drink no liquids for 24 hours or more. After the time period, you drink a little sip of water and you'll get the feeling of "ascending into heaven".

Dude I tried water shock and that first sip of water felt amazing.

by Sadjhj October 18, 2025

Twisted shocker

We all know what a shocker is , let me introduce you to a twisted shocker. When a guy make a hand gesture to low for a cig to another guy an it looks like one in the stink a you jingling the go-nads with two fingers.. bam twisted shocker !!!!

Parton me are you asking for a cig ? Or a twisted shocker ?

by Amoreme18 December 2, 2025