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The Shakes

When you randomly uncontrollably shake with no apparent reason. Often it makes you feel cold.
I have the shakes.
"Here have a blanket."
by LesterLopaz November 17, 2019
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Sidewalk Chalk Shake

Cum on the sidewalk on an 80°+ day. Wait until dry. Color over with sidewalk chalk, and blow away any loose pieces. Next, pour cold tap water over the cum-chalked area. Peel of gingerly and mix into blender. For more than one servings ask friends to help with more cum. For added flavor add your choice of vodka and a shaved off skin of any fruit. Blend all together and enjoy.
Sis you should come with us next time I help us make sidewalk chalk shakes, cunt.
by Iceclecreame April 8, 2019
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air Hand-Shake

air Hand-Shake also aHS, is a big UwU cringe boy and he's gay.
Person: Hi air Hand-Shake!
aHS: UwU.
Person: Who else but air Hand-Shake?
by Makota Dorgan November 30, 2019
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Fook Shake

What Irish people order when they're frustrated or pissed off.
Mary: Ruiri, your girlfriend just cheated on you

Ruiri: Ahhhh Fook Shake!!
by KBrownies December 3, 2019
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Shake time

The time of the day when one needs to make a protein shake using whatever ingredients available, notably dog food and ice cream.
Eric: yo it’s shake time goddamnit
Rich: we’re in target how
Eric: whatever it takes mothefuckin dog food time
by buttBuddybrandi December 5, 2019
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Steak 'N Shake 'N Bake

When people get high in the dorm at jmu and go to the on campus steak n shake to satisfy their munchies.
Person 1: U wanna boof?
Person 2: yeah, im already hungry tho so im gonna have major munchies
Person 1: Aight, Steak 'N Shake 'N Bake?
Person 2: Yessir

*smoke weed in the dorm then go to steak n shake when they are high*
by Prill. May 2, 2019
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Protein shake

When you jack off into your mouth in order to get your protein for the day.
Yo Jordan I had the best protein shake ever this morning!
by Negromancer420 May 9, 2019
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