When you crush some cookies, stuff them in her vagina and ass then eat her out and all remnants of cookie are rubbed in between her titties until she likes it
Person 1: Damn dude I ran out of Oreos for my Cookie Monster surprise so I had to use chips ahoy
Person 2: Damn that sucks, we know the best Cookie Monster surprise is with Oreos
Person 2: Damn that sucks, we know the best Cookie Monster surprise is with Oreos
by PoosieBoi9000 May 12, 2016
Get the Cookie Monster Surprisemug. A complicated yet entertaining sex act involving a man in a kilt and a well endowed woman in a bodice. The woman lies on her back on a tavern bench while the man straddles her face, thrusting his erect penis betwixt her bodice induced cleavage whilst receiving a rimjob from her conveniently positioned tongue. For an authentic performance the man should be holding a drinking horn and a turkey leg, shouting "Huzzah!" upon climax.
We drank so much meade we got arrested for doing the renfaire kilt surprise right there in the tavern.
by muppet pelt October 30, 2011
Get the renfaire kilt surprisemug. by bocaj January 2, 2021
Get the cum sock surprisemug. To sneak up on someone and simultaneously punch them in both eyes with your fists. Then, once they are helpless, cum all over their face.
Jared - "So I was hiding behind the bathroom door when my girlfriend walked in. I decided to sneak up on her and tap that bitch on the shoulder. When she turned around I gave her a blue berry surprise!" Then dumper her and never saw her again."
Hugo - "Nice Dude."
Hugo - "Nice Dude."
by JaredisAbeast July 24, 2009
Get the Blue Berry Surprisemug. A cherry pie surprise is when you have sex with a girl who is on the rag while you have no idea. Made famous by some dude named Jake Daniels.
"Dude, I heard Jake got some cherry pie surprise from this girl named Jessica the other night. His dick was was covered in bloody pussy juice."
by Hank Thrasher January 26, 2007
Get the cherry pie surprisemug. 1. The act of when a man is having sexual intercourse (or oral sex) with a woman, he fakes like he is about to "cum to fruition" by pulling out and setting up to finish on her face. Instead, he forces a huge and slimy dump (diarrhea in some cases) on her face as a surprise.
2. When a woman is eating out a guy, midway through he begins to fake as if he is getting really turned on and tells her to continue with the action further. As she does, he forces out a wet dump into her mouth and on her face surprising her in the act.
2. When a woman is eating out a guy, midway through he begins to fake as if he is getting really turned on and tells her to continue with the action further. As she does, he forces out a wet dump into her mouth and on her face surprising her in the act.
Ex. Sally, "So How was that guy you meet at the bar last night?"
Amanda, "Terrible! He gave me a mud pie surprise! I am never talking to him again."
Amanda, "Terrible! He gave me a mud pie surprise! I am never talking to him again."
by KingGeorge33 March 15, 2014
Get the mud pie surprisemug. A cocktail comprising of 3 or more prescription drugs, frequently used as an alternative to rohypnol, though in extreme cases has been know to result in an hero.
Two men in a club/bar:
"She's been playing hard to get all night."
"Yes but not for much longer - I just gave her a Heath Ledger surprise"
"She's been playing hard to get all night."
"Yes but not for much longer - I just gave her a Heath Ledger surprise"
by wank42 February 10, 2008
Get the Heath Ledger surprisemug.