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winter salt

What the D.O.T. puts on the road in snowy weather to clear it enough so that you can drive "safely and sanely" --- in other words, so that your car maintains a straight level path and keeps all four wheels on the road instead of doing twirlies or back-flips, i.e., "summer salts".
I usually walk to the store during snowy periods so that my car doesn't get rotted out underneath from all the winter salt on the road.
by QuacksO January 12, 2017
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The Saltbea

When you're about to cum, put on round sounglasses, take you're dick and give a few gentle slaps on it, cum in your hand and then let your fluids gently slide on your elbow. Just like Saltbea would salt his meat !
I used The Saltbea technic to cum on my girlfriend last night.
by thoroy January 18, 2017
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Over saltation

When there is too much salt on your food and you can't handle the saltiness.

When you think you have to die because of too much salt.
Christina and Sofia ordered fries at McDonalds. The fries were too salty and Christina claimed that she felt like over saltation.
by chrisaey January 30, 2017
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Over saltation

When food is too salty and you just can't handle it
Christina and Sofia went out drinking. They ordered McDonalds fries, which were too salty. Christina claimed that she'll die of "Over saltation" , because the fries are just too salty.
by chrisaey February 3, 2017
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jock salt

Dandruff on your ball sack and grundle area.
Damn these potatos taste like they were made with jock salt
by Youngsandwitch April 5, 2017
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tilling salted soil

It's a wasted effort. A fool's errand. Banging your head against the wall.
With that man she's just tilling salted soil.
by MachinGunz June 3, 2017
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sea salt

(also spelled C-salt): saltiness, microaggressions, anger, or hate towards minorities rooted in fear of helping with or losing white caucasian privilege.
1. the mob of angry protestors looked like giant pillars of sea salt as they violently destroyed the city of Charlottesville while harming civilians and anti-protestors.

2. the principal of a Kansas elementary school had so much sea salt in his mouth that he wouldn't allow the man's daughter to be admitted into his school. then the principal threw sea salt at the man and his daughter until they left the school. the man brought his concerns to the court with his family and luckily the judges didn't eat as much sea salt that morning.

3. the salty sea man barricaded himself in a Las Vegas hotel room and shot giant pellets of sea salt at harmless, multi-cultural civilians in a nearby concert.

4. captain sea salt made fun of a Puerto Rican hurricane tragedy by giving sea salt candy wrappers to the island for relief.
by ebsaiyan October 19, 2017
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