you can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit

You can't make something from anything.

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

by Majkl2 March 2, 2008

afghan salami

when you roll up a condom to the tip of your penis, so it looks like your junk is wearing a little turban

"Sara called me a terrorist, so I gave her ass an afghan salami."

by John and Mike May 8, 2008

ham salad

Ham Salad is for lunch.

It's good.

by Anonymous August 17, 2003

fish salad

Sexual act. During intercourse, pulling out just as ejaculation occurs and spilling your semen all over her open vagina.

Dude, they rythem method works like shit if you give her a fish salad.

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003

Nigga Salad

A salad bar container filled with everything from the bar except lettuce. It is weighed, it's cost tallied, and it is finally abandoned due to it's price.

I haven't eaten in days! I think I'll stop by Safeway and get me a Nigga Salad

by Keekeecorpseraper November 16, 2010

boner salad

a festive of international ejaculating cock

Chloe enjoys a frequent boner salad

by A&V June 13, 2008

jak salad

jak salad is a combination of jelly beans and (chocolate) kisses. This recipe was created by (me!) when a sentence in the 6th grade keyboarding book mentioned jak salad and students inevitably asked what it was . . . so I created
J = jelly beans
A = and
K = Kisses

Salad! Incoming 6th graders always look forward to it!

He enjoyed eating jak salad because he had such a sweet tooth.

by S. A. Benham April 18, 2005