Rubber Ducking

The act of rationalizing unprotected sex/not using a condom when one or both parties are not ready for a child.

When we got back from dinner, it was getting hot and heavy fast. The thought crossed my mind to grab a condom, but I figured there was no harm in doing it one time without protection. I was rubber ducking for like 20 minutes in my head.

by Thee Big D December 16, 2021

Robbles

The condition where one of Rob's Roblems begins to play heavily on his mind and he gets a bad case of the Robbles.

Robs Boss says to Manager..." Seems Rob is freaking out over his latest Roblem"

Manager response...." yeah I noticed he has a bit of a speed Robbles happening"

by Robs Boss January 5, 2022

Rumble stripping

A Noun; When a person tells you they are not doing something when in fact they are.

Damn, Danal was rumble stripping me so many times I started overthinking!

by Rejannied February 10, 2022

Rubber-banding

The handicap given to CPUs in racing video games when one or more human players is ahead. This often plagues the less experienced human player, as they will be passed up by CPUs moving absurdly fast in an effort to maintain close proximity to the farther ahead human player.

Jordan is always so far ahead in Mario Kart that I need stars AND mushrooms just to match the speed that rubber-banding gives to the last place CPU.

by Zenothys February 16, 2022

Ruble

A practically worthless blood-stained currency.

That, and 1 million Rubles, will buy you a piece of frozen snot scraped off a Moscow sidewalk.

by Regulus Zegulus February 28, 2022

Rubber Malet

A simple but frail, portugee from Kalaheo hills on Kauai with the homoness of Elijah.

Hey you Rubber malet! Come ova hea

by Pale Haole March 7, 2022

Rubber Band Button

The term Rubber Band Button is referring to;

A blown O-ring.

Or
A worn out Butt hole.

Aka
A swollen sphincter wrinkle.

He pushed my Rubber Band Button for so long, it has completely lost all its elasticity, causing inconvenient leakage.

by Patty ManGlaze March 15, 2022