Robert Barnes

The greatest guy you will ever meet, or interact with.

That guy must be named "Robert Barnes!"

by InstallingCaffeine January 21, 2024

Robert H. you

to fire someone and subsequently hire their co-worker's friend to replace them.

if you don't get your head out of your ass, you'll get Robert H.'ed

I'll Robert H. you ass if you're late again

by irate_Pirate January 27, 2011

Roberts

In French argot, Roberts are slang for giant tits. As in boobs larger than one hand can take care of satisfactorily. Usually causes slight unease in the partner for not knowing what to do/how to handle and please them.

Man, her Roberts were so humongous, while I fucked her from behind I felt so inept when I tried to massage her boobs at the same time - they were too enormous!

by Notmehim August 10, 2023

Robert

Hot alpha male with 8 inch penis

Person 1: hey Robert
Person 2: he has a massive cock
Robert: I have a 8 inch cock

by Niggly Wiggly00001 April 8, 2023

Robert Vaughn

Idiot

Person 1: your such a Robert Vaughn, to person 2

by Xtreemsniper69 November 17, 2019

Roberts

Roberts is a term usually used when someone it dicking you.

Stop dicking me you Roberts.

by 8937875894675964256773457 March 27, 2019

Robert

Male version of the word Karen.

He is such a robert.

by ml513 August 5, 2022