Pristiano Penaldo

Pristiano Penaldo Is a ghost living on the streets of Saudi Arabia. make sure to Not bring any tap-ins or penalties around him or he will take them and stat pad against Al Kebab. He is known to be the worst player to ever play football and ghosts in big games. He steals penalties from his teammates so he can get goals. no one has ever seen him play, he sits on the bench all game.

look, It's Pristiano Penaldo! Run, hide the penalties!

by Penalty Merchant Penaldo March 19, 2024

Proshipper artstyle

A way to accuse someone of enjoying gross content just because they draw in a anime-ish artstyle, dont accuse people of being proshippers just because they draw in a cartoony way, you're harrassing another artist for no reason.
The label "Proshipper" shouldn't be thrown at people because you're accusing them of liking illegal and creepy relationships, unless theres actual proof they like those horrible ships, dont call someone a Proshipper.

Proshipper artstyle is not real, it cannot hurt you, and im not adding a punchline.

by EuropeanImmigrant April 5, 2024

proshipper

pro at shitting

A: Heya! I'm a proshipper and I ship (a literal child) x (grandpa/grandma) and (sibling) x (sibling)!
B: Go kill yourself

by reiomo April 21, 2024

pristiophoriformes

This is a type of shark called "Saw Shark" and they can get up to 4.5ft long, or 1.37 meters. They eat bony fish, including cornet fishes(Fistularia), shrimp, small squids, and various crustaceans.

"Did you see that pristiophoriformes? That's another word for Saw Shark!"

by rararatararraratataraatratarat May 14, 2024

Proship

Proship is a term commonly confused with comship, to put a basis to it, proshipping is a moral, comshipping is an action, no problematic ship is a proship, under that label/context proship is invalid. *You cannot use proship to describe a ship, as proshipping is a moral that thinks that anyone can ship anything, it is NOT an action.*

Proship is a term that doesn't quite exist; as a Proshipper is someone who is for shipping any ship. However, proship could possibly be an action though I don't see it that way. You could say "I proship." in place of "I'm a Proshipper"... possibly. But keep in mind, if Proshipping is the moral that "Anyone can ship anything!" then proship cannot be used to describe what a actual COMSHIP is.

Person A: So, you proship?
Person B: No, I'm a comshipper.
Person A: The fuck is a comshipper?
Person B: A comshipper is someone who ships complex ships.
Person A: I thought proshippers did that?
Person B: It's a little complex at first, but proshippers just believe that you CAN ship those ships, they don't have too.
Person A: So... It's a moral... and comshipping is an action of actually shipping those?
Person B: Yeah, pretty much.
Person A: Okay.. so can a comshipper be a proshipper?
Person B: Not all proshippers are comshippers, but all comshippers are proshippers, yes.
Person A: You're still gross.
Person B: Save it for another day, you're hate reading for fucks sake.

by Dawnie-SealSteak🥩 May 25, 2024

postino

The act of noshing on some good good. Good good in this tense is up to interpretation. Most likely referring to a persons spicy butthole

Mark was looking so fine, I couldn’t help myself and had to postino his epic butthole

by 1F9qYdKRSNrQWepQ99jM1mmAREJ3ERfTVF June 12, 2024

proshipper

Some fuckass person who likes pedophilic, incest, or in general just illegal relationships. They use it being their "coping mechanism" as an excuse. Don't fall for it. Be a pro shipper, not a proshipper.

Person A: "hey, i'm a proshipper"
Person B: "kill yourself"

by iamgay5478 June 19, 2024