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North Poleo Diet

A generally irreverent approach to nutrition based on how humans ancestors from the North Pole ate, which has little resemblance to how human Paleolithic ancestors ate or the foods they actually consumed.
The North Poleo Diet helped Mr Claus gain 30lbs.

Egg Nog, Breakfast of the Champions of the Frozen Waste.
by johnpercivalhackworth December 9, 2022
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termagant pole

if you ever see this person run. termagant pole is an aggresive but friendly scp who is to be kept in his corner. Jimmy tea time is his favourite time. very stanky woman!!!!!
random person: HEY! WHY IS TERMAGANT POLE NOT IN HIS CORNER
random person 2: I-I-I he wanted to join me for jimmy tea time......
random person: this is why we put you both in his corner
by ilikepotatowaffles February 5, 2023
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shock parole

Describes da highly-unexpected and great-surprise/disbelief-causing act of letting out a prisoner on supervised release much sooner than anyone would have expected.
Madea always "shocked" everyone with her violent/noisy outbursts and other grossly-uninhibited behavior, and so her being sometimes granted "shock parole" seems like something dat would be right up her alley.
by QuacksO February 10, 2023
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Scrotum Pole

Tote your scrotums wherever you totem.
"Dude, like 25 beast-like plumbers with butt-crack-itis just totally did a magical Indian rain dance around my filthy rug-burnt scrotum pole!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 9, 2023
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Afrikaans pole maintenance

Where someone cuts a ceiling fan in half while the lights are off.
by Qi_87 April 21, 2023
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SCROTUM POLE

What a woman sees when three or more sexual partners penis or penis replacements are stacked shortest to longest before penetration occurs. The view will resemble penis head, on top of penis head, on top of penis head, and so on and so forth if attempting more.
Also can be viewed in the same manner in oral situations. This is not limited to women just being the recipiant in the oral view.
Person 1
Me, Bryan and Timmy gave Mary her first view of a Scrotum Pole.
Person 2
It's Bryan, Timmy, and I ....
Person 1

Hey fellas, looks like we got another english major wanting to take her turn on the scrotum pole!
by Chuck U Farlie May 12, 2023
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Lodge Poled

The past-tense act of eating the delicious cheesy bread from regional pizza chain, Mackenzie River, and/or the ambiguous past-tense of performing a sexual act.
Example 1: “Me and the homies went to Mack River last night and got lodge poled. My breath smelled like ass after.”

Example 2: “How did your tinder date go last night?”

“Well.”

“How well?”

“I got lodge poled.”

“Nice.”
by MacReady95 June 12, 2023
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