pocket mouse

Small penis.

"Oh, he was hot until I realized he was packing a pocket mouse"

by Happytreehugger April 9, 2016

snot pocketing

The act of pushing snot around from the outside of one's nostrils to reduce discomfort in the near term, affording the option to wait until a nose picking opportunity arises.

Hey, the guy in the next car is snot pocketing.

by Waldo Schwartz April 29, 2004

piggy pocketed

catching someone stealing funds from your piggy bank.

I walked into my room only to find my younger brother had piggy pocketed my secret cash stash.

by rbyrd April 9, 2008

Offal Pocket

A woman on her period

Hey Dave, Heard you got your head kicked in Last night!
Apprently your face Looked like a right old Offal pocket!

by Anternee November 4, 2018

Pockets on Creatine

Creatine is a supplement that increases muscle size when working out and therefore this phrase means to have big pockets filled with money.

Rich.

I'm so jacked and even my pockets on creatine.

by Prettyboy swag September 3, 2010

pocket trap

When you walk past a door knob/ handle/ banister railing, and your pocket gets caught on it, hence pulling you back suddenly, and making you look like a right tosser.

Guy #1: Oh shit, I got pocket trapped on my date last night.

Guy #2: Epic fail.

by VampireFriends January 17, 2009

Hobbit pocket

An extremely small, hairy and dirty vagina. Sometimes worms can be seen Inching out of it.

Hey dude your mom was god last night. So was your moms hobbit pocket! We're not friends any more fucker!

by aairving April 7, 2015