choke piss

Something my Dad does in the bathroom when he goes pee.

Dad: piss *stop* piss *stop* pissss *stop*
Me: wtf.. Why does he always do a choke piss?

by chinchilla_chalupa September 30, 2013

pissed mist

A general feeling of mass anger, malaise, or depression that simultaneously affects everyone in a room, dwelling, or community.

Alternatively spelled "pissedmist"

Everyone's depressed today, must be some sort of pissed mist going around.

by Mod Eschar July 11, 2022

pitty piss

Going to the bathroom with someone just because you feel sorry for them.

When the new girl comes to school and thinks it's cute to ask a group of girls to accompany her to the john. This is probably the most common example of the pitty piss.

by yourexbff September 30, 2009

drippy piss

drippy piss also known as dp or dyss. no comfortable with the word piss? instead say “drippy yellow strong scent 🙀🙏”

definition: another word of saying drippy piss.

example: damn this drippy yellow strong scent be hitting diff 😟☝️

by urdaddyn January 23, 2021

piss sandwitches

when u cba to make food so u put piss inbetween sum bread

emma: MARII WTF ARE YOU MAKING
marii: piss sandwitches. reminds me of when you kept PISSING ON THE FLOOR

by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019

Godzilla piss

1. When you have so much piss in your balls some piss has to be stored in the dickhole and when you take a piss it takes forever to get it all out and it kinda looks like a Godzilla atomic breathe if it was yellow

Yo homie: Dude your pissing up a storm

You: It’s called a Godzilla piss

by Garfielddidntkillhimself May 31, 2022

Piss on an anthill

A) intention here is that the person will leave you alone by engaging in harassing some thing that will cause them pain
B) The ants will travel up your steam stream of Urine into your urethra and sting you until you stop
C) a pagan’s way of saying “go fuck yourself” — because we don’t actually want you to feel pleasure as a result of your annoyance, that would be alchemy ;)
D) a term driven by intuition between my dead brother and I as kids :)

Really?! Are you serious? Go piss on an anthill!

Why don’t you just go piss on an anthill?

by Autumn Rain January 20, 2021