shower penis

A dick that's already big, even before erection.

SHOW-ER

"Wow, John's definitely more of a shower than a grower ."

"Best dick I've ever had , definitely need to find more of that shower penis."

by pinkbunnyxhorror May 12, 2016

burrito penis

Noun; to refer to a penis when it is soft much like a warm burrito

Example: His limp burrito penis did nothing to satisfy the cravings of her fish taco.

by Ahawk32 February 1, 2014

penis parker

Penis parker is a comedy version of Peter parker and he really likes pizza time and Uncle ben(both the human and the rice) When he does not get pizza time he gets really mad

Person: Do you wanna have Penis parker: PIZZA TIME?

by KENthebird August 9, 2017

penis failure

an example of vandalism to Wikipedia.

On June 22, 2008, George Carlin passed away due to penis failure.

by VarietyPerson November 28, 2011

penis voice

a raspy, often "out-of-breath" voice that is developed following oral sex

dude: you hear that girl talk during the presentation today?

dude 2: yeah, totally penis voice, i wonder who was the lucky guy.

by dicktucker54 June 9, 2019

Penis Microwave

Slang word for vagina

Hiro: Man I wanna stick my schlong in a penis microwave

by Chaosgremlin February 21, 2021

gay penis

Why did you search this up?

James: May gay penis is a footlong
Sensible Person: Dude wtf your girlfriend is here

by Don't Trust Strangers April 21, 2020